HEMINGWAY OR MY MOTHER’S EMAIL?

1. The sun came out. It was warm and pleasant.

2. We had a couple of beautiful days this week. Tuesday was one of them.

3. We went out for breakfast because we had nothing to eat for breakfast.

4. I figured the butter would be good for him.

5. I imagine that you are still sleeping at this moment safe in your own bed.

6. Things went smoothly and we saw a lot of beautiful scenery.

7. Then there was the bad weather.

8. You said that you would understand if I declined, but I am trusting that you do understand, and I thank you for your understanding.

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Hemingway: 1, 4, 7
Mom: 2, 3, 5, 6, 8

ALTERNATIVES TO PLATONIC LOVE.

Aristotelian Love – Your partner completes you.

Newtonian Love – There’s a strong attraction between your bodies.

Freudian Love – They’re the partner of your dreams.

Lacanian Love – You want them to want you.

Foucauldian Love – You like to discipline and punish.

Hegelian Love – There’s this whole master-slave dynamic.

Shakespearean Love – Sometimes you pretend to be other people in bed.

Joycean Love – Sometimes you see other people.

Arthurian Love – One partner is married.

Schrödingerian Love – On the verge of collapse.

Heisenbergian Love – Moving fast but you don’t know where it’s going.

Heideggerian Love – When you can’t be without your partner.

Homeric Love – You’re cousins.

Lovecraftian Love – Horrible and indescribable.

MARTHA STEWART PAINT COLOR OR MACKLEMORE SONG?

A. White Privilege
B. White Walls
C. Hushed White
D. Chinchilla
E. Thrift Shop
F. Gold
G. Dusk
H. Chopstick
I. Cornbread
J. Bay Leaf
K. Neon Cathedral
L. Waterfall
M. Wings
N. Nimbus Cloud
O. Castle
P. Tobacco Leaf
Q. Cowboy Boots
R. Smoke Bush Rose
S. Hemp

 

Martha Stewart Paint Color: C, D, G, H, I, J, L, N, P, R, S
Macklemore Song: A, B, E, J, K, M, O, Q
Both: F